Vibrator for Lashes?

omg Maybelline has created a new mascara that pulsates while applying. Yes, i'm serious - "Pulse Perfection" is a vibrating mascara with an ON button. In the commercial, its states that it is "doing what no hand can do alone." Are you KIDDING me?! This is the most gloriously pervy thing I've ever heard. The seven "must haves" listed on the front of the packaging is my personal favorite bit...

1) Luscious thickness

2) Luxurious length

3) Smooth separation

4) Intensive colour

5) Shapely curve

6) Healthy luster

7) Zero clumps

You'd have to be a nun not to chuckle about this. For additional entertainment, be sure to watch it "in action" on the video here. I didn't want to spend $13 on it specifically to prove I wasn't making this up, but I figured it at least deserved a blog entry.

 

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