Conversation Hearts

I got a bag of Valentine's Day candy from my coworker that I am still rifling through. There was a box of conversation hearts (which I hadn't seen in years) within this bag. Let me just say...I am appalled. I laughed out loud for a minute straight, but regardless I am still appalled.

Did I get the gag-gift for adults box? Is "Reach 4 It" a conversation that a fourth grader is having with his playground crush these days? Crikey.